We're a group of experts on all things obscure.
Welcome to the Etymology Prophets, a think tank dedicated to explaining the inexplicable.
Learn Etymology 101, where we break down the basics of words gone wrong.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Dive into our Lexicon of Lost Words, where we've collected the most obscure terms from the depths of the dictionary.
And if you're feeling really brave:
Join our Parody Prophets, where we take on the classics and turn them into absurd, over-the-top parodies.
We've got experts in every field, from the Fictional Etymology Department:
And don't even get us started on the Department of Unnecessary Subtlety: